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Barney Stinson
Barney Stinson
Followers:   65097
Following:   7
Updates:   194
The Fortress of Barnitude, NYC
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Barney Stinson
Broslife Bros should never have a change purse. But a cup full of quarters for the arcade when between laser tag matches is perfectly fine.
8:32 AM Mar 11th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Today I salute birthday bro Chuck Norris. I shall honor you by kicking bad guys in the face.
7:00 AM Mar 10th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife I have a sense of humor. But not when it comes to an Armani super 220 merino wool bespoke suit. Respect the thread.
5:17 AM Mar 9th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Step 1:Buy a fake oscar from a memorabilia store. Step 2:Say you won it for something like sound mixing. Step 3: Get laid.
5:35 AM Mar 8th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Ties are multi purposeful. They can be used as blindfolds, to tie someone to a bedpost, or even as a whip. Other ways ties can be used?
0:15 PM Mar 6th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Barney Diem.
1:28 PM Mar 5th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Sex isn't the goal. It's the journey....to even more sex.
6:13 AM Mar 4th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife 3-D porn....if this hasn't been invented yet....it needs to be.
5:38 AM Mar 3rd from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Looks like it's four more years until "I'm an Olympic bobsledder" will get you laid again.
9:56 AM Mar 2nd from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife There's only two things better then hot drunk twins.....hot drunk triplets and hot drunk quadruplets.
1:32 PM Mar 1st from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Sunday morning is Saturday night's evil ugly sister. It hurts even to look at her.
7:18 AM Feb 28th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Ladies...Ask not what Barney Stinson can do for you ....Ask what you can do for Barney Stinson.
7:25 AM Feb 26th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Better Olympic Bro: US speed skater Apollo Brohno or US downhill skier Brode Miller?
11:19 AM Feb 25th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Bros..."Let's just be friends" is code for "I'm not going to tell my friends I slept with you".
4:47 AM Feb 24th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Scotch Tuesday. It's a thing, trust me.
10:20 AM Feb 23rd from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Ladies..revenge on your ex is sweet. Especially when you sleep with awesome guys who wear suits and have the intials BS. Oh wait! That's me!
8:39 PM Feb 22nd from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
9:26 AM Feb 22nd from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Just finished watching "Close Encounters of a Third Kind"...and yes that's in my porn collection.
10:18 AM Feb 20th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Doing my taxes this weekend. Are condoms tax deductible?
1:25 PM Feb 19th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Dream big. But not too big. You don't want to end up with a chick who's the size of Chewbacca.
10:01 AM Feb 19th from web
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