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Barney Stinson
Barney Stinson
Followers:   71098
Following:   7
Updates:   201
The Fortress of Barnitude, NYC
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Barney Stinson
Broslife Bros...try this one tonight: You just adopted two foster children because they said "the baseball team you manage is being helped by angels"
1:08 PM Mar 19th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife To be awesome or not to be awesome...that's a terrible question. Of course be awesome.
10:49 AM Mar 18th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Green beer makes girls way drunker than regular beer. True story.
0:19 PM Mar 17th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife St. Patrick's Day....the only day where pinching the hot receptionist is not considered sexual harassment.
6:17 AM Mar 17th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Day dreaming about boobs. That is all.
11:32 AM Mar 16th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Bros...remember your winning percentage always goes up when you play at home.
6:28 AM Mar 15th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Ladies...who wants to play Sexual Pursuit with me tonight?
0:51 PM Mar 12th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Bros should never have a change purse. But a cup full of quarters for the arcade when between laser tag matches is perfectly fine.
8:32 AM Mar 11th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Today I salute birthday bro Chuck Norris. I shall honor you by kicking bad guys in the face.
7:00 AM Mar 10th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife I have a sense of humor. But not when it comes to an Armani super 220 merino wool bespoke suit. Respect the thread.
5:17 AM Mar 9th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Step 1:Buy a fake oscar from a memorabilia store. Step 2:Say you won it for something like sound mixing. Step 3: Get laid.
5:35 AM Mar 8th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Ties are multi purposeful. They can be used as blindfolds, to tie someone to a bedpost, or even as a whip. Other ways ties can be used?
0:15 PM Mar 6th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Barney Diem.
1:28 PM Mar 5th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Sex isn't the goal. It's the journey....to even more sex.
6:13 AM Mar 4th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife 3-D porn....if this hasn't been invented yet....it needs to be.
5:38 AM Mar 3rd from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Looks like it's four more years until "I'm an Olympic bobsledder" will get you laid again.
9:56 AM Mar 2nd from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife There's only two things better then hot drunk twins.....hot drunk triplets and hot drunk quadruplets.
1:32 PM Mar 1st from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Sunday morning is Saturday night's evil ugly sister. It hurts even to look at her.
7:18 AM Feb 28th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Ladies...Ask not what Barney Stinson can do for you ....Ask what you can do for Barney Stinson.
7:25 AM Feb 26th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Better Olympic Bro: US speed skater Apollo Brohno or US downhill skier Brode Miller?
11:19 AM Feb 25th from web
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