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Barney Stinson
Barney Stinson
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Barney Stinson
Broslife This is what my 100,000 bro received: bro-sket item #1: the picture with macaroni frame from HIMYM episode #407! http://twitpic.com/2jgzr9
7:34 PM Sep 2nd from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife What's your favorite best-selling book written by me? Debate!
5:47 AM Aug 31st from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Big boobs defy gravity. That's science.
2:30 PM Aug 29th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife One step closer to Laser Tag being an official Olympic sport: http://tiny.cc/jxcyh Thanks bro @Kousta
1:39 PM Aug 25th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Another week, another Scotch Tuesday.
0:43 PM Aug 24th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife When you climb through as many windows as I do in the middle of the night, you're bound to rip a suit sometimes. Goodbye, my sweet Caraceni.
11:12 AM Aug 22nd from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife is there anything better than seeing some sideboob in the morning?
5:10 AM Aug 20th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Four score and seven minutes ago, I banged this hot blond history professor.
2:20 PM Aug 17th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Laser Tag Sundays.
0:00 PM Aug 15th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Bros... "Stop staring at my boobs" is code for "I'll let you squeeze my boobs later."
5:10 AM Aug 11th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Bros, never let a girl see you sweat. Unless you are on top of her.
1:10 PM Aug 6th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Hump Day anyone?
8:42 AM Aug 4th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Happy Hour....that magical hour where girls go from drunk to really really drunk.
2:07 PM Aug 3rd from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Have an awesome weekend everyone. Stinson out! And in. And out. And in. And out.
3:04 PM Jul 30th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Never mess with a firefighter chick. Not only do they know how to put out fires, they also know how to start them.
11:28 AM Jul 27th from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Congrats to my 100,000 bro... @rolston12shg. He'll being receiving an awesome gift brosket. Thanks to everyone for the big push...What. Up.
10:27 AM Jul 21st from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife ...Dary! We have a 100,00 bro. Details to come....
10:04 AM Jul 21st from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Who will be the 100,000 bro?
4:37 AM Jul 21st from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Forgot to mention.....if I get to 100,000 bros... possibly a gift from my favorite Danish porn star.
4:35 AM Jul 21st from web
Barney Stinson
Broslife Only 160 more bros until 100,000 bros...help me become legen...wait for it....
4:34 AM Jul 21st from web
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